Let Us Plunder the Poop, So Ye Can Enjoy Yer Paradise!
Say farewell to unwanted ‘treasures’—the kind no pirate would dare keep! At Scallywags Scoopers, we specialize in dog poop scooping that’s quick, reliable, and hassle-free, making sure your yard is spotless and fresh. No mess is too big, no cleanup too small—we handle it all with ease. When we’re done, your yard will be cleaner than a mermaid’s song drifting across the moonlit waves!
Ahoy, Mateys!
Who Be We?
Scallywag Scoopers be a crew dedicated to keeping your yard clean and free of doggy disasters! We know dog poop scooping ain’t a task most landlubbers enjoy, so we take the helm—plunderin’ away the mess so you don’t have to!
Even the mightiest pirate captains don’t enjoy swabbin’ the poop deck—and neither do you! That’s where we come in. We help manage the never-endin’ piles left by your four-legged scallywags, so you can enjoy your yard without fear of steppin’ in a nasty surprise!
As for this Captain runnin’ the crew? I be a dog lover at heart, but alas, I can’t keep a pup of me own! So what better way to spend time with furry first mates than by helpin’ their owners keep their land clean? A win-win, I say!
How We Work
Why Choose Scallywag Scoopers?
When you trust us with the cleanup, you get more than just a service—you get a reliable crew keepin’ your yard fresh, tidy, and stink-free with expert dog poop scooping!
Reclaim your lawn, garden, or grassy paradise with our dog poop scooping service and enjoy smooth sailin’—without diggin’ up cursed treasures ye didn’t bargain for!
Dependable As The Tides
We show up on your scheduled service day, every time.
Pet & Family Safe
A clean yard means happy paws and bare feet.
Safety & Hygiene First
We thoroughly sanitize our equipment between yards to prevent the transfer of bacteria or viruses, ensuring your dog’s safety.
Conscious Waste Handling
We dispose of waste responsibly, keeping your yard and the environment clean.
No Contracts, No Worries
Enjoy our services without long-term commitments.
Local & Trusted Crew
Our team is fully vetted, professional, and passionate about keeping your space spotless.
Fair On The Doubloons
No hidden fees, just honest prices.
Hassle-Free Cleanups
You enjoy your yard, we do the dirty work!
Timely Updates
We will send you a text notification at least one hour before our arrival.
Custom Scheduling
Choose a plan that fits your needs—weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time cleanups.
Rain or Shine Service
We scoop in all weather conditions, ensuring your yard stays clean year-round.
Come Aboard, Let’s Parley!
Note: All listed services are based on a weekly rate. The total monthly fee is billed in full at the beginning of each month and will be prorated if services started after the first of the month. The initial cleanup fee is waived for Weekly, Twice a Week, and Bi-Weekly service plans. For the Monthly service plan, an initial cleanup fee of $75 applies and will be charged only during the first billing cycle. Prices are subject to change. Customers will receive a minimum of one month’s notice prior to any rate adjustments. Backyards exceeding the standard size range of 4,500 square feet may be subject to an automatic fee adjustment to the next pricing tier. This ensures adequate time and effort are allocated to properly clean and maintain your yard.
FAQ’s
For a consistently clean and odor-free yard, we recommend Weekly or Bi-Weekly cleanups. However, we also offer Twice-a-Week and Monthly service options, as well as one-time and emergency cleanup services to accommodate your needs.
No, you don’t need to be home! As long as we have access to your yard, our team will take care of the cleanup while you go about your day.
Upon completion of your service, you will receive a text message with a photo confirming that your gate is securely closed. This ensures both proof of service and peace of mind that your pets remain safely contained.
We collect and dispose of all pet waste responsibly. Disposal is available for an additional fee of $10 per month or $20 for a one-time cleanup. To avoid this fee, you may opt to have the waste placed in your outdoor trash can or left by your gate for you to dispose of at your convenience.
To schedule a service, simply click the ‘Book Now’ button on our website or contact us directly by phone
We accept all major credit cards.
While we strive to accommodate our customers’ scheduling preferences, allowing individual selection of service dates and times may create conflicts and impact our ability to maintain a waste-free yard for all clients. To ensure efficiency, we operate similarly to waste collection services, providing service on a designated day each week, though we are unable to guarantee a specific time. However, you will receive a text notification when our team is approximately an hour or less away from servicing your yard. Service days are subject to change, and customers will be provided with a minimum of one week’s notice in advance.
If you are not satisfied with the service provided, please don’t hesitate to reach out via email or, preferably, give us a call. We will make every effort to return as soon as possible to address the issue. Your satisfaction is our priority, and we are committed to delivering prompt, efficient, and professional service. We truly appreciate your business and will work quickly to resolve any concerns.
Absolutely not! We welcome and love all dogs, regardless of breed. We believe a dog’s temperament is shaped by how it is raised, loved, and trained. However, we understand that some dogs are naturally protective of their families, which we fully respect. If your dog has an aggressive nature or has been trained for protection, we kindly ask that they remain indoors while our team member provides service to ensure everyone’s safety.